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26/01/2013 14:25
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2

26/01/2013 14:32
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

4

26/01/2013 14:35
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

3

26/01/2013 14:35
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

5

26/01/2013 14:39
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

6

26/01/2013 14:40
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

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26/01/2013 14:44
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

7

26/01/2013 14:44
Bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

9

26/01/2013 14:45
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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26/01/2013 14:49
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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