Funny Quotes
27/01/2013 13:12
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
27/01/2013 13:14
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
27/01/2013 13:14
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
27/01/2013 13:14
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
27/01/2013 13:14
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
27/01/2013 13:16
Bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
27/01/2013 13:17
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
27/01/2013 13:19
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
27/01/2013 13:19
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
27/01/2013 13:20
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
