You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
In doubt? Mumble.
Two old actors are sitting on a bench. One says: "How long has it been since you had a job?" The other actor says "Thirty two years -- how about you?" The first actor says, "That's nothing. I haven't had a job in forty years!" The other says,"One of these days we've got to get out of this...
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