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26/01/2013 15:03
Two old actors are sitting on a bench. One says: "How long has it been since you had a job?" The other actor says "Thirty two years -- how about you?" The first actor says, "That's nothing. I haven't had a job in forty years!" The other says,"One of these days we've got to get out of this...
26/01/2013 15:00
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
26/01/2013 15:00
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
26/01/2013 15:00
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
26/01/2013 14:56
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says,"Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a...
26/01/2013 14:55
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
26/01/2013 14:55
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
26/01/2013 14:55
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says,"Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a good living."
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26/01/2013 14:50
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
26/01/2013 14:50
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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