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26/01/2013 14:50
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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26/01/2013 14:50
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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26/01/2013 14:55
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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26/01/2013 14:55
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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26/01/2013 15:00
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

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26/01/2013 15:00
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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26/01/2013 15:03
Opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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26/01/2013 15:05
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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26/01/2013 15:05
In doubt? Mumble.

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26/01/2013 15:07
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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