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26/01/2013 15:07
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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26/01/2013 15:08
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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26/01/2013 15:10
You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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26/01/2013 15:12
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

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26/01/2013 15:12
tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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26/01/2013 15:13
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

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27/01/2013 13:08
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.

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27/01/2013 13:10
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

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27/01/2013 13:11
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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27/01/2013 13:11
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
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