Adlek

Li ke Adlek Chills on Facebook

Follow On Twitter @adlekchills

Funny Quotes

31

27/01/2013 13:12
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

32

27/01/2013 13:14
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

35

27/01/2013 13:14
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

34

27/01/2013 13:14
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

33

27/01/2013 13:14
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

36

27/01/2013 13:16
Bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

37

27/01/2013 13:17
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

39

27/01/2013 13:19
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

38

27/01/2013 13:19
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

40

27/01/2013 13:20
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
<< 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 >>

 

Sim Back Up Device

Price: N2500 only

More Info

 

BUY!

 

.
.
..
.