Funny Quotes
28/01/2013 11:03
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
28/01/2013 11:03
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
28/01/2013 11:03
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
28/01/2013 11:04
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
28/01/2013 11:07
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
28/01/2013 11:07
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
28/01/2013 11:07
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
28/01/2013 11:07
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
28/01/2013 11:09
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
28/01/2013 11:10
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
