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28/01/2013 11:07
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
28/01/2013 11:07
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
28/01/2013 11:04
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
28/01/2013 11:03
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
28/01/2013 11:03
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
28/01/2013 11:03
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
28/01/2013 11:02
If I ever have twins, I'd use one for parts.
28/01/2013 08:02
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
28/01/2013 08:02
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
28/01/2013 08:00
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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