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28/01/2013 07:57
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
28/01/2013 07:56
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
28/01/2013 07:56
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friendstold me she was in labor for thirty six hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours.
28/01/2013 07:54
Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
28/01/2013 07:54
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
28/01/2013 07:54
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for member.
28/01/2013 07:52
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for member.
28/01/2013 07:51
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
28/01/2013 07:50
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
28/01/2013 07:47
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
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