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27/01/2013 13:45
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
27/01/2013 13:42
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
27/01/2013 13:41
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
27/01/2013 13:40
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
27/01/2013 13:39
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
27/01/2013 13:38
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
27/01/2013 13:38
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
27/01/2013 13:35
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
27/01/2013 13:35
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
27/01/2013 13:35
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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