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28/01/2013 07:47
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
27/01/2013 20:11
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
27/01/2013 20:00
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
27/01/2013 19:57
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
27/01/2013 19:56
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
27/01/2013 19:56
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
27/01/2013 17:49
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
27/01/2013 17:47
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
27/01/2013 17:47
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
27/01/2013 13:45
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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