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27/01/2013 13:33
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
27/01/2013 13:32
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
27/01/2013 13:32
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
27/01/2013 13:31
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
27/01/2013 13:31
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
27/01/2013 13:30
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
27/01/2013 13:27
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
27/01/2013 13:27
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
27/01/2013 13:27
Bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
27/01/2013 13:27
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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