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27/01/2013 13:16
Bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
27/01/2013 13:14
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
27/01/2013 13:14
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
27/01/2013 13:14
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
27/01/2013 13:14
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
27/01/2013 13:12
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
27/01/2013 13:11
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
27/01/2013 13:11
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
27/01/2013 13:10
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
27/01/2013 13:08
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
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