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27/01/2013 13:20
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

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27/01/2013 13:21
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

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27/01/2013 13:22
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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27/01/2013 13:23
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.

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27/01/2013 13:24
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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27/01/2013 13:26
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

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27/01/2013 13:27
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

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27/01/2013 13:27
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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27/01/2013 13:27
Bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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27/01/2013 13:27
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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