The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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